Of COURSE! Why didn't I think of that?

I spent considerable time over the past few days trying to think of some clever, deep, and poignant New Year's resolutions for myself. Most of them were pathetic, bitter, and sappy. But, why think of your own, when you can have them magically generated?

In the year 2006 I resolve to: Fill my house with chocolate pudding. Get your resolution here

Brilliant.