Google me, baby!

Here it is, your moment of Rachel Googlisms (apparently these are the things that Google thinks about me):

Rachel is a dork
Rachel is recommended
Rachel is out tonight
Rachel is an intelligent person
Rachel is my friend
Rachel is finally back
Rachel is my heroine
Rachel is a lesbian sex goddess
Rachel is born
Rachel is just a scatter of mobile homes and there is nothing much to see or do here
Rachel is the "twin peaks" of the desert
Rachel is a journalist and commentator from Vancouver
Rachel is at a turning point in discovering
Rachel is dull
Rachel is worth watching
Rachel is the best
Rachel says "damnit Doug"
Rachel is at your service
Rachel is stupid
Rachel is in love
Rachel is on the "extraterrestrial highway"
Rachel is here to prove it
Rachel is exceptional at creating superior learning environments
Rachel is changing her diet and activity routine
Rachel is a very happy
Rachel is now #2 on the transplant list
Rachel is now and then also featured on the frontpage
Rachel is put in foster care because her mother tries to "get the devil out of her"
Rachel is a committee member
Rachel is arranging sticks in a vase
Rachel is a very cool person